More of a local hang out spot vibe here, but a great place to grab some unpretentious after beach before nap drinks. I also know it allegedly used to be the Miami location of NYC’s used to be hot spot, Vlada, so I wanted to take a peek. Walking past The Dugout, I became instantly fixed on finding a straight gay to fall in love with. Having a brotha from another motha, I was persuaded to try out Miami’s hottest ‘urban’ gay club, Club Boi! Nothing does me more right, then a Lauryn Hill remix you can dance to! This is THE place to go if you are looking for a more hip hop vibe with cute ethnic stripers…just saying! Club Boi 2.0 Sandals, 1060 Northeast 79th St Miami FL Also for you vacationers, plenty of opportunities to “score!” Twist, 1057 Washington Ave Miami FL
Somewhere in all that there was Latin boys dancing on poles! If this isn’t the Babylon of Miami, I don’t know what is. We walked into a video bar, and what drunk gay doesn’t LOVE a video bar? That was just the first stop, we went through a BBQ, a bungalow, a patio, a dance floor, and a lounge….yes all in one. With more bars then I could count, this club is the food court of gay bars. “Never a cover, and always a groove” at South Beaches cray cray Twist. I think we can all agree no real gay bar can match up to such high standards, but its warm and sunny so who really cares? In an effort to pay homage to perhaps one of the best movies ever made, I got on my raft and floated over to Miami to find the modern day version of The Birdcage.